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Ouija boards don’t “open a portal to evil spirits” any more than telephones open your front door to telemarketers.

sorcierarchy:

It’s a communication device. Everyone needs to chill the fuck out. 

Technically perfectly true. On the other hand I’d be careful about talking to things you don’t know in the same way as I’d be careful downloading pirated internet stuff from unverified sources… 

Naahh, wait, who the fuck am I kidding? I run an old Mac with a VPN so don’t much care. But more importantly, I’m a necromantic witch; I’ll talk to anything, but I won’t suffer anything malicious to stay. The parasitic, the malice-filled, the evil: any that turn up have been punched in the face with a sword (or Bedlam) and been utterly obliterated.

You guys do know you can easily stab otherworldly shit in the face, right? Horror films lie – you so can punch that shit in the face with ease. And it’s not like the weird-shit-police are gonna pull you up on charges. You don’t even need a physical weapon… 

Should I write a guide to kicking the fekk out of Otherworldly Things? IDK, message me if this would be useful…

Source: Tales of Necromancy

by cnkguy
Ouija boards don’t “open a portal to evil spirits” any more than telephones open your front door to telemarketers.

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