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My cat who thinks they are starving and also invisible somehow

Me: No, get off the table – you know you’re not allowed up there! Stop licking random things…
My cat: I’m fucking magic! You can’t see me! (stare and then attempted nom)
Me: I love you but please no ffs o_0 that is a chocolate bar wrapped in plastic that you stole from the table you are not allowed to be on. Stop trying to murder and eat it!
My cat: Haha make me!
Me: GIVE IT HERE STOP TRYING TO EAT BAD THINGS YOU RIDICULOUSLY GLORIOUS FLUFFY GOBLIN – there is actual proper food in your bowl literally just over there.
My cat: ….. wait, what? Oh! Okay, cool… (nom nom nom)
Source: Tales of Necromancy

by cnkguy
My cat who thinks they are starving and also invisible somehow

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