January 2019 #586
Darlin’, I worried the bourbon had the better of you.
Me: No, Kal left at 4.30am for work; I’ve been awake since then,
but the landlady only just left.
Did you sleep?
Me: No, the chittens were monstering and the dogs barking.
You should have come here.
Me: I should. Next time I shall. How have you been?
Well enough. The devil seeks to slip in with the cold, but
so far has been unsuccessful.
Me: I’m glad to hear it.
And you darlin’?
Me: I’m alright.
(sighing) Can your hair get any
Me: No really, no. The grand irony of a haircut you dislike
whilst also wishing you’d kept your hair long: the only thing to do is cut it
You need a waistcoat and britches.
Me: I do. What will you do today?
I may ride Tennyson. Or I may stay by the stove. Cook bone
Me: For you or the kits?
Both, there’ll be plenty. You appear a touch melancholy
Me: The landlady hugged me yesterday and said ‘I wish we could
be friends.’ That’s why she wants us to leave – we don’t hang around with her
enough. Apparently if I was better friends with her we wouldn’t have to leave.
That is… an unjust burden to ask you to shoulder. You are
her tenant. If she wishes for a lady’s companion then she must pay you.
Me: Ha! I’d be a terrible lady’s companion.
O, I don’t know. You would entertain with stories and make
mischief with whiskey.
Me: Not exactly proper though, is it?
(coughing) Ladies might benefit from a little impropriety.
Me: I should put that on my CV.
At least it made you smile.
Me: You usually do. You could update your CV.
Me: Curriculum Vitae. ‘Witch’s Companion – can provide coffee,
bourbon, piano recitals and occasional impropriety’.
(sly) Only for you.
(sharp) You think so?
Me: No, I was teasing. … You could always give me TB for my
When will you give up on that?
Me: When I have it. … Damn – I should go.
Very well. I do love you girl.
Me: Love you H.
Source: Tales of Necromancy
20 Feb, 2019
January 2019 #586
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